AlchemyAI

About us

We don't just sell AI.
We live it.

Our entire company runs on AI employees we built ourselves. Every morning our AI CFO sends a financial report. Every Tuesday our AI engineer audits code quality. Every Monday our competitor analyst delivers intelligence.

Our story

We're Sean and Mark. We run Alchemy Entertainment LLC, a holding company for several businesses. As we grew, we realized we were spending more time on repetitive tasks than on actual growth.

So we started building AI employees. Not fancy chatbots or gimmicky tools. Real workers with real jobs, real schedules, and real accountability. Our AI CFO, Gerald, delivers a financial briefing every morning at 8am. Our VP of Engineering, Patch Adams, monitors every code commit and reports daily. Our competitor analyst, Spidey, scans the internet for market intelligence every week.

Today we have 15 AI employees running our entire operation. They work 24/7, never call in sick, and cost a fraction of what a human team would.

People started asking how we did it. So we started building AI employees for other businesses too.

The team

The humans behind the AI

S

Sean

Co-founder, Engineering

Based in Sonoma County. Full-stack engineer who builds the AI systems, automations, and infrastructure. Built and manages all 15 AI employees. Previously shipped products in health tech, legal tech, and mobile apps.

Serving: Sonoma County & North Bay

M

Mark

Co-founder, Business Development

Based in Hermosa Beach. Handles client relationships, business strategy, and local outreach. Understands what small business owners actually need because he talks to them every day.

Serving: South Bay LA & Greater Los Angeles

The roster

Our AI employee team

Real AI workers running real tasks in our business every day. This is what we build for you.

G

Gerald

CFO

Financial briefings every morning. Tracks all expenses, subscriptions, and burn rate.

P

Patch Adams

VP Engineering

Monitors all code commits, deploys, and dev progress. Daily engineering digest.

D

Doc

VP Site Ops

Uptime monitoring, SSL checks, response times, PageSpeed scores. Reports every 6 hours.

L

Linus

Staff Engineer

Weekly code quality audit with a 100-point score. Finds bugs before users do.

C

Cliff

VP Growth

SEO rankings, traffic analytics, backlink monitoring. Weekly growth intelligence.

F

Fury

Chief of Staff

Portfolio strategy, team audits, resource allocation. Daily executive briefing.

S

Spidey

Competitor Intel

Monitors competitors, Reddit mentions, and market shifts. Weekly intelligence.

R

Radar

Action Items

Reads all bot outputs and generates concrete daily action items for the team.

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And 7 more

Sales, Creative, Tasks...

Every function of our business has an AI employee. Yours can too.

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